Have you ever viewed a roast of a star, and there’s constantly that a person comic that takes it a little (or a lot) too far? You understand that point where it goes from amusing to downright suggest and dark? Yeah, Lubbock got that sort of roast from a page on Facebook called “Sht [sic] Towns of America”.
The odd thing is that this remove was penned method back in August 2021, however recently appears to be collecting attention and shares. When it stumbled upon my feed, all I might believe was “woof”.
Here’s the text from the post ( slightly NSFW):
Nestled in the nub of the Panhandle, Lubbock nicely handles to integrate the meth dependency of Oklahoma with the utter despondence of New Mexico and cover it up in a dirty tamale of Texas hillbilly pride.
Interestingly, Lubbock has actually been house to an odd quantity of paranormal activity. In 1951 a V-shaped development of UFOs called the ‘Lubbock Lights’ was spotted over town, leading lots of yokels to think they had actually been checked out by extraterrestrials. In 1988 Lubbock was house to sightings of a phantom of the Virgin Mary, something which surprised Lubbockites since there are no virgins inLubbock Quite what the mom of God or a team of interstellar travelers were carrying out in Lubbock is uncertain – unless they got an abrupt hankering for hillbillies, bigotry and hazardous waste.
A popular destination is Prairie Dog Town, where visitors can view the burrowing rodent set about its service consuming, sh * tting and taking part in indiscriminate group sex. Another leading sight is the American Wind Power Center, the biggest windmill museum in the continental United States where you can indulge your enthusiasm for America’s 8th preferred energy source (in between geothermal and setting fire to threatened types). If you aren’t in the state of mind for taking pleasure in the majesty of the power of the wind then you can view swarms of threatened bats fly into the turbines.
Lubbock is likewise referred to as the birth place of Buddy Holly and if you invest any length of time in ‘Hub City’ then plunging to your death in an Iowa cornfield will look like an enticing choice.
See what I suggest about dark and suggest? That last bit about Buddy Holly is actually rough. Also, the spelling of “preferred” makes me believe a non-American hosts this page.
There’s a lot to take offense from here, however I discover myself particularly salty about the meadow canines. They are adorable, innocent and safe and how attempt they? What did a meadow man ever do to you?
Luckily, Lubbock isn’t alone. Even Honolulu Hawaii got a remove, which location is actually a paradise.
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