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Burgled Very Expensive Torso From Lubbock Store

texWineAdmin by texWineAdmin
October 10, 2022
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An adult shop in Lubbock, Texas recently put a man on social media blast, and woof, he sure deserves it. From the story that was published to the Operation Crime Watch Lubbock Facebook page:

This late night larcenist chose to do some after hours patronizing Adam & &Eve He let himself in after tossing a large rock into the glass window. He entrusted to a costly upper body. If anybody acknowledges him please connect. Any info would be considerably valued! He appears to be using scrubs and medical gloves.

The guy has short, dark hair, is white or has a light skin, and is using dark blue scrubs. You can see his photo here.

Many individuals in the remarks questioned, “What on Earth is a ‘really costly’ upper body?” It definitely sounds worrying, even Dahmer- esque. Perhaps you’re a great and rather innocent individual who believes he swiped a mannequin (once again, Dahmer- esque). Oh no, it’s a fair bit spicier than that.

The “really costly upper body” in concern is a silicone reproduction of a female’s upper body that’s for the function of, umm, checking out poetry to, I presume.

I’m not going to knock what any adult wishes to carry out in their downtime as long as it does not harmed anybody else. However, a guy breaking into a company after hours by shattering the glass with a rock to take just an extremely costly upper body is a helluva warning if I’ve ever seen one. And yes, I’ve seen numerous, numerous warnings in my life. I am a female, after all.

The award for finest talk about the Facebook post goes to this gem:

I figured he was practicing for the MLB. Because he took second base

Hey- o!

Second location goes to this remark, who stated what we were all thinking:

Thanks now I will have porn upper body on my Google history

FYI: that’s what incognito mode is for.

I can’t envision requiring an extremely costly upper body so terribly (therefore frantically) that I’d want to burgle a company for it. If the guy is captured, it’ll be a very expensive torso indeed:

Burglary is generally categorized as a state prison felony and is punishable by approximately 2 years in a state prison and a great reaching $10,000


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